辽宁快乐12

问男票:你送什么礼物给我妈?男票:送两条芙蓉王香烟

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马上快母亲节了,我问男票:“你打算送什么礼物给我妈啊”?男票:“送两条芙蓉王香烟”!我一个脑瓜蹦弹过去,说道:“你傻啊,我妈又不抽烟”。男票:“每回去你家,你妈光让我喝水,平时你又不给我零花钱”。

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问男票:你送什么礼物给我妈?男票:送两条芙蓉王香烟


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